Ay! I’m handing out free advises, I’m ✨Dumbledore✨ now

My name’s Ralph, and I’m a bald guy.

DODODOODODODODODODO.✨

*ehm*

This is indeed me. This is SRISHAAAAAA AT SKY AND SOIL AND I’M ALSO COOKIE GIRL! I LOVE COOKIES.🍪 WHO DON’T? – That is my personal blog right there!

*ehm ehm*

GOOD EYE MIGHTS AND FELLOW AUSTRALIANS AND OTHAH MIGHTS!

Vas poppin TWOOOOday?

I come in peace and I am okay, I do not need to go get checked up. Just letting you know.

Wait Imma go get my fake teaching glasses real quick so y’all get can settle down.

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SO TWOOODAY! I will be giving out free advice on blogging. Yes, it is free. I’ll still be broke from my job. I’m kidding.

Anyway, I’ll be handing out advice to the people who need it and don’t!

Give It Up GIFs | Tenor
FORRRRRRRR…….

ADVISES💃🥳

NUMBAH UNO: Getting ideas from your beautiful readers!

This one is a smart one! Whenever your oh-so-dear readers comment or talk to you or if you just simply ask them or give them a survey, look at what your readers like. My point here is not to write what the readers like but what you and the readers like writing and reading about!
Examples: Books
Movies
Games
Memes
and so on!
Here I’ve mentioned more than one tip actually: Write for yourself!

NUMBAH DOS: Give away your knowledge!

Hey you! You’ve got knowledge! The why don’t you put it to use? Why not write about it? Pass on the information and knowledge you know to your readers and the world! If you know a lot about gaming then write about it and someone might instantly connect to you! DOUBLE WIN!

Double Twerk | Gifs

NUMBAH TRES: Stay true to yourself and your voice!

As Jeff Goins once said: ‘Writing isn’t about picking the right topic but the right voice.’ Get what it means? Your voice is the most important thing you can use on your blog, not your audio but your writing speaks! Your writing speaks of the beautiful and creative things you think and you voice it all out!

NUMBAH CUATRO: Give it time! ⏰

Believe it or not but I write when I have time and I have my thoughts clear, do you know how much your writing can improve if you just take time? When you take time to write and actually think about it and not rush it, then the writing is beautiful and amazing! But if you rush it and don’t give you and your writing time then won’t be the best so try this!

NUMBAH CINCO: Be yourself!

Now you must think that this is crappy ‘be yourself’ stuff but not really. If you are you, the people like your writing for you, then this is the real you that you pour on your blog posts and writes.

You Do You GIFs | Tenor
You Do You Baroness Von Sketch GIF - Find & Share on GIPHY
Got it? Yas!

NUMBAH SEIS: Keep it short!

There are people that don’t read every single line in the post (you’re exposed Srisha) when they don’t feel like it and it’s too long and not that interesting. Yes, I do this too. I don’t bother reading posts that are too long. I have no reason for that, maybe being lazy? But thing is, I like spicy and amazing posts which are short but interesting! For me I do 600 average words per post. Write about something that’s short but worth-reading and clicking! *wink* 😉😜

NUMBAH SIETE: Write a catchy title!

When you write a catchy title people want to know more about it and they click on your post. Boom. Baam. Badabam. BOOM. I’ll be doing another post for that!

Catchy GIFs | Tenor
Totally that. Mhmm. Yep. Uh-huh.

And some MEMES. To keep you smiling or/& laughing!

Best It Clown Memes That Will Make Funny Laugh So hard - It Memes
Well hey there Penny Wennie, how’s it going there? There ain’t no circus there, you lyin’ lemme see…
Sir Georgie’s life was TAKEN AWAY. What a drastic change.
41 Super Funny Food Memes That Will Make You LOL - LAUGHTARD
Best Funny Memes 42 Super Funny Pictures That Will Make You Laugh Really  Hard - MemesMag.com | Leading Memes & Fun Magazine, Your daily dose of  entertainment.
26+ Super Funny Memes To Start This April | Super funny memes, Super funny,  Funny pictures
True…my friend always does that.
32+ Super Funny Memes Trending Heavily | Funny relatable memes, Funny  pictures, Funny images
Fresh Pics and Memes Packed the the Brim With Cool (39 Pics) in 2020 |  Really funny memes, Celebrity memes, Stupid funny memes
Top 29 Super funny memes – Thug Life Meme
I uh- want my school to uh- be like that. This is my fav meme literally.
🐣 25+ Best Memes About Super Funny Pictures | Super Funny Pictures Memes
I’ve got more but…patience guys……….PACIENCIA!

To be honest I’ve given you advises AND taught you Spanish. Oh wow. *grabs Gucci bag* *puts sunglasses on* Where my Gucci shoes be at? Wait, lemme find them real quick.

I’ll bid see you to you while I occupy and engage myself in the activity of finding my Gucci shoes. which I never had.

Cookie Girl🤪

Hey there, weirdos and aliens. I’m Srisha, a girl who dreams BEEG. Music is a huge part of my life and I hope to share my work with the BEEG world! I have a blog called ‘Sky and Soil’ in which I love to share the moments, memories, funniness and life’s journey in it. So come join me on this hell of a roller-coaster that I’m currently ridin’!✌️

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24 comments

  1. Awesome tips Srishy and AMAZING first post on this here blog! :’D those memes are legit and your advice is great! YES I love it when bloggers are just being themselves! ❤

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  2. Shasha!! 💜💙💚💛🧡❤I have seen anyone as fun and cool as you…. and never will!! 😉😎I loooove those tips!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
    Ummm… uno problemo… I can’t see the gifs and memes?🤔
    Anyways… i loove your australian accent!! 😍😁And thanks for teaching me Spanish!!😂💫😍

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  3. Ok Dumbledore, yes you are exposed, but even i don’t do that, so let’s join the I don’t read every single line of the post club, or the IDRESLOTPS? (we need a better name)
    second the balloon one, omg, seriously
    like i sooooo want my teacher to be that
    third, the door one happens with me every single time 😐
    especially when my mom asks me after i left home that did i lock the door, i mean dude
    also 4th
    this was an awesome post, but you already knew that

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